thecatdoesdrugs @ 2008-08-21T14:40:00

2008-08-21T18:44:03Z

do you have any good cardinal art to share?

thecatdoesdrugs @ 2008-08-06T20:56:00

2008-08-07T00:59:00Z

this is dirk (ahnas friend):
my dad changed his mind and i'm not allowed to have my two pet rats (male) at his house. i'm wondering if anyone wants/can actually have them. i need to know by tomorrow because they can't continue to stay at ahnas any longer.

thecatdoesdrugs @ 2008-05-26T08:54:00

2008-05-26T13:20:49Z

My cat recently had kittens (again) and I managed to get great pictures of them. This has inspired me to throw big pet post up onto the internet. The cute could kill you.

this is Lucky, AKA Lump AKA Nipples AKA Mama, the week Dirk and I brought her home. It makes me happy that my cats are comfortable on their backs; it's a sign of trust. Anyways:

This was my other kitty, Sister, who I caught looking up Dirk's boxers in this picture. She ran away after we brought home Lump. I don't want to talk about it.

Dirk and Nipples enjoying their noses together.

Lucky grew up fast and got knocked up. She gave birth to Yoda, the confused looking one, on the top step of my staircase. Yoda was born with her skull bonk bonk bonking down the steps, hanging out of her mom, who was running down the stairs with the kitten half born. She ended up....special. (as in dumb as all hell). Love her to death. She is obsessed with plastic bags.

That is a Yoda leg. She sleeps underneath, next to, and on top of me. I can't stress the stupidity of this cat.

More proof that she will fall asleep anywhere, with anything.

But hey i promised you kittens so here you go

there are actually four there. happy Mama, getting her nips loved. awww.

Mama gave birth right on my bed this time, which is nothing if not flattering. She leaves me or Dirk with the kittens while she goes downstairs to eat. We are Guards.

there is a mini yoda in this litter.

i can't believe she let me take these pictures.

you are looking at the softest tummy in the world.

she quickly lost patience with me and went to sleep.

as did her brother.

i leave you with this 2006 video:

thecatdoesdrugs @ 2008-05-10T10:58:00

2008-05-10T15:00:22Z

For the past year I have been, off and on, obsessing over a tongue twister i once heard. the only parts I remember have to do with a "dark dock" and a "chippy chopping block." If anyone has heard this tongue twister, PLEASE oh PLEASE, what the fuck is the rest of it?

I am leaving this public because this has been agonizing to not remember. I'm counting on you, internet!

BRUTE

thecatdoesdrugs @ 2008-08-21T14:40:00

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